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Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?
Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”
by Hym Iam October 16, 2022
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hollar at yourself

means check yourself. think before you do something, or cant believe that they or someone did that.
Hey Tryone loan me 100 bucks.."Man hollar at yourself"..

Ray Ray robbed the McDonalds and got caught.."what, he need to hollar at himself' what was he thinking
by blkpsycho March 19, 2010
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To Heath yourself

It’s like a queef but from a Heath.... and feom the back bottom not the front.

Your caught out front queefing but a little poo comes out. Instead of going home when requested by your boss you stand firm and work in shit covered shorts.
Sorry I’m late today boss.... traffic was bad and you too would have no option but To Heath Yourself
by Pbetts July 12, 2019
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December 16 Love yourself day

you need some self-love to boast you up. Go shopping by yourself or do what makes you happy. Tbh you should love yourself everyday. Give yourself some compliments right now. Just a reminder: don’t harm yourself, you’re beautiful and perfect. Keep doing what makes you you and makes you happy, ily with all my heart.
Girl: Its December 16th, it’s “Love yourself day

-goes to mirror-

Girl: “You’re stunning, beautiful, confident, hot, worthy, funny, and amazing.”
December 16 Love yourself day
by million dollar puthay December 6, 2020
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Off yourself

off yourself a way of telling someone you dont agree with their opinion in a semi respectful way
person 1 : hey do you like pineapple on pizza
person 2 : no thats weird off yourself
by local edge lord June 22, 2021
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gyne yourself

means to sort ones self out or to calm ones self down
gyne yourself wee man (original context and origon)also helps if said in an irish/scottish accent e.g. 'for fuck sake lad GYNE YOURSELF!!!'
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006
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Kill yourself, NOW

the person saying this is self conscious about their tiny pecker.
by PeteTheHeat1010 January 9, 2023
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