yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 02, 2021

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ye salty butthole

when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole

austin gave rocco a ye salty butthole last night

by helter skeltor September 11, 2014

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heck yes grandma

phrase that means 'of course, keep up!'
or a phrase said in excitement of achieving a goal.

"Did you watch The Hills last night?!"
"Heck Yes Grandma!"

Or in other cases..

A young boy wins a game of uno and in a cheerful tone says "Heck Yes Grandma!"

by Sydney L. R. October 18, 2009

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