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Woke

Where a person looks for all the "injustices" in society and try to "save" the world from them.

P.s Caused cancel culture and the fall of comedy. Linked to black supremacy(BLM) and lgbtq+ riots. These people have no sense of either history or religion and oppose all forms of "Far right" non-wokeism.
Look, it's a blm march with all those woke white people who don't know anything about crime and the slave trade
by St Stephen December 26, 2021
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

Common trait among redditors, basically you're a somethingphobic somethingism bigot if you don't agree their shitty opinions
Woke people are annoying as heck, and they unironically think they could change the future.
by Lixie_ March 7, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.
"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."
by megumeat January 24, 2024
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Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture
"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"
by Charwunsee January 23, 2023
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Woke

Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.

Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

woke up in a cold sweat

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.
Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!
by Yongundong April 24, 2017
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Woke

A word used by Republicans to describe anything they don't like. In other words, anything that isn't, or isn't about straight, white, neurotypical, skinny men.
Example of how it is used in a sentence: Noah thinks that two of her coworkers (Ethan and Tara) are woke because Ethan is on the autism spectrum, and Tara is in a wheelchair."
by ACompletelyRandomPerson June 16, 2025
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