Windows wakeup

When you turn on a Microsoft Windows computer and the Windows startup music blares out at full volume.

So here I am, daydreaming in my own world when suddenly I receive a Windows wakeup right before my prof started a lecture. The entire class was quite frizzed and annoyed by it.

by anonymous6812 December 18, 2008

window job

when one rubs another's nipples in a fashion like washing a window (the right hand goes clock wise and the left hand goes counter clock wise)

last night i got a window job, it felt weird as fuck.

by chickendickk November 17, 2009

Window Steamer

Retarded kids riding on a short bus with their faces pressed against the glass, causing window to steam up.

Man, did you see that bus full of window steamers just ride by ?

by Fletch11 December 24, 2010

Window Jizz

The act of running your hand over a window that has condensation on it, then wiping it on your friends face.

Scott "Hey fag want some window jizz?" *wipes it on his face*
Jordan "Eww thats gross. Your a douche bag.
Scott "Haha!"

by JR1995 January 11, 2011

the window switch

you and you're buddy have to secretly plan this, and you have to be cool with your buddy fucking your girl.

when having sex with your girlget her over to a window, have your buddy quietly and quickly switch with you so now he is fucking the girl. then you run around outside to the window and wave to the girl

me and my bud pissed this girl off when we pulled the window switch on her

by bigbadmet October 16, 2007

Tit Window

(noun) The gap created in a button-down blouse when a chick slumps forward allowing you to see her bra and varying degrees of her cleavage.

Dude, she was sporting some serious tit window... and wearing a Hello Kitty bra.

by aezrael June 1, 2009

Zephyr Window

A hole in ones underwear at the back end, so that when you fart, the zephyr wind can flow through.

Dude! i can see your devils onion ring through your zephyr window.

by nybiru April 2, 2011