Unicorn

As rare a real unicorn is. This fascinating sexual experience is when a female giving you fellatio starts to migrate south to your butthole. As she tosses your salad she begins to jerk your member. At this specific moment, she resembles a unicorn polishing her horn (your penis). Yes, it is as magnificent, rare, and pleasurable as it sounds. I would recommend that if any of my fellow alpha males find a women that expresses her love of the unicorn that you wife her IMMEDIATELY. Enjoy!

While the fugazi started to give me head, she went down, started eating my ass and jerking me off and the same damn time. I unicorned that bitch bro!

Female: Hey baby! Make me into a unicorn!

by Tugey November 24, 2013

Unicorn

An intellectual female who is considered pretty, sexy, hot, or any similar thing.

I knew she was hot, but I didn't know she was a unicorn! Score!

by Zack Green October 29, 2004

Unicorn

The upper class of the equestrian world. Because of their magical powers and sociopathic tendencies, they are typically land owners, government officials, and general rich, pompous douche bags. They often look down on and exploit the other species- most especially the ponies. Because of their arrogant, self centered nature, and frequent impotence on the part of the male, they have a high divorce rate and combined with the likelihood of being hunted down by goblins for their magical horn, consequently low population- much to the relief of the other species.

That unicorn paid the police to evict all the ponies from their land. I hope he's hunted down by goblins.

by BS234 March 20, 2015

Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. More specifically, the act of performing a Russian Unicorn. Where one straps a dildo to his/her head, and then has sex. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

ref: RavenHaus.

Chris: "Dude i heard your girl is going to spend the night"

Edward: "Yeah! We are totally going to Shoot a Russian Unicorn!"

Chris: "Nice!"

by hoodie_ninja August 2, 2011

Unicorn

A unicorn is an individual that has all of the ideals and qualities that you are looking for in another human. Like the mystical horned creature, you may never see one of these in person, only in dreams.

I met this guy I thought was a unicorn but turns out he is ___ (insert appropriate word).

by Native_Enimga December 7, 2009

Unicorn

Unicorns are kept In hair dye factories to make exotic colors such as vivid or non purples, blues, and pinks. The hair dye is used from the unicorns blood... if you have ever wandered why you never see unicorns or people think they don't exist, there is only one possible reason the hair dye companies keep them held hostage in their factories to make unlimited supplies of hair dye.

Unicorns are magical creatures that nobody believed existed until now.😊 thanks to me.

by AshleNicole August 7, 2016

The Unicorn

Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.

"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009