Tuna Drapes

The excessive skin or labia on a girls vagina see also meat curtains.

Did you see the tuna drapes on that ho? Damn,they were hangin low.

by Dudditz September 18, 2008

tuna pinata

you take a leather sack with a hole in the bottom and hang it from a tree in your backyard. then you climb into the sack after coating your balls in tuna oil. once you're in the sack and your nuts are hanging through the hole, a cage full of angry, hungry cats are let loose in the yard and they rip your balls to shreds.

"Have you seen Drew today?" "No, not since the tuna pinata, he's been in the hospital recovering."

by stephen floyd January 10, 2008

Sloppy Tuna

1. An interjection reflecting anger, physical pain, or surprise.
2. A euphemism for bad sex.

1. Sloppy Tuna! I just stubbed my toe!
2. Oh man, I just had some real sloppy tuna with my ex.

by Commodore H January 11, 2012

Tuna Helper

(1)deoderant for the not so fresh vagina.

(2) the new and improves version of the "stinky pinky"

Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.

by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

Tuna Strip

Another name for Maxi-pads or any other feminine napkin.

Her: "Honey, can you stop off at the store and buy me some pads?"

Him: "What? You're out of tuna strips again?"

by Vashtidog October 11, 2009

Tantacular

The excessive use of multiple tanning beds, which eventually turns into an addiction.

This can also be used as an expression when completing the task of tanning more than eight times in a day.

Hey homeskillets, just went on a tantacular!

by i aM abSoRb January 16, 2010

tuna clamper

the clamping of the vagina due to too much licking of the vagina after it has gone through a menstrual bleed and ejaculation.

dude after we fucked she had a tuna clamper cause that beezy was duuuuuuuurty!

by ellomate1234567891 February 27, 2011