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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
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An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.
Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.
by 3737 May 20, 2010
mugGet the Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.mug.

Tubing

"Hello fellow white specimen, would you care to join us in the sport of tubing."

"Why defiantly my fellow white friend."

"very good, very good."
by Metea December 27, 2016
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Petit Tube

a website that uses some Javas script or smt, that scan YOUTUBE videos that barely have any views whatsoever and shows you said videos, with this website you can see all the boring video that nobody cares about and barely even have 20 views!

In this website you can easily find
gaming video
kids recording themselves

shitty songs
people just recording the most random of shit with graphic lowers than 144p
and rarely and I mean rarely, video you reload, You might, just might be able to find some creepy/illegal video of some jackass recording a "fetus" in a trash can, or "cheese pizza" (which if you don't know is child porn by the way) that wasn't been decated by the YouTube guidelines,

but your chances of getting one of those video are about as slim as getting struck by lighting on a day that there isn't a single cloud in the sky, which is a real thing and is called "Bolt from the blue"
Hey do you know about Petit Tube?
Yeah it kinda cool I guess but there no point of it
by Zalo_r October 1, 2025
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Double Tubing

The act of opening two web browsers to watch two youtube videos at the same time, or to watch a vid while uploading one.
Girl: you gotta see that new video on youtube!
Boy: but i'm uploading something important!
Girl: then start double tubing!
by TehEpicGuilmon August 19, 2010
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Tubing

The act of moving down a river or stream in a raft-like device/vehicle.

It is very enjoyable, relaxing, and fun until you fall out of the raft, lose all belongings, including the raft, scrap, and bruise yourself along the rocks while being hit by other tubers, causing you drown.
"I went to Helen for vacation and went tubing, I almost died but it was very fun."
by Septic38rp July 13, 2020
mugGet the Tubingmug.

Light tube

Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.

There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.
by cdds2011 November 25, 2011
mugGet the Light tubemug.

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