shit toothed

The act of being softly carressed by a woman of african american heritage. Often in a wet towel or a tapestry made of face cloths, once asleep the one giving you "shit tooth" will finger your anus and brush your teeth with the finger.

I was catching some Z's in my tripped out face cloth tapestry when a big fat greasy nigger bitch shit toothed me. Snap.

by Byron Douglas January 27, 2005

Toothpick

Tim getting wood after watching his grandma get out of her wheelchair.

Man, Tim did you just a toothpick watching your grandma get out her wheelchair?

by Steve Winters November 1, 2003

tooth cheese

the residue left on the back of a womans teeth after performing oral sex on a man with a substantual amount of smeg

jhon: go on love, its clean
jane: shame.. i like a bit of tooth cheese to lick at in the morning. it covers the tast of sick and fags.

by HarrySte October 8, 2007

toothpasting

The act of smearing toothpaste onto one's nipples in order to produce a high.

We should totally go toothpasting this weekend!

by falconboom October 14, 2012

Toothpasting

Rubbing toothpaste on your nipples. A new way to get high, teenagers everywhere are starting to do this and it is growing popularity. Parents and staffs at high schools are growing awareness to this issue as it is a very easy to come by and anybody could be doing it.

Guy 1: "Man, we should toothpaste later I just bought some from the store"

Guy 2: "Yeah! My parents never suspected anything when I bought 4 packs of toothpaste yesterday, toothpasting is so fun man, this is gonna be awesome!!"

by Toothpaster256 October 16, 2012

Minty tooth brush

Masturbating while brushing your teeth with minty toothpaste and then using the jizz as mouth wash.

Little jimmy is determined to perform a minty tooth brush every morning.

by CJ and SHAYNE July 26, 2007

bitch tooth

That stupid thing in peoples ears that makes their cell phone hands free.

If I see Troy with his bitch tooth on again I am going to slap him.

by J doub February 19, 2009