A caped crusader known for various tactics of defeating crime, including riding on top of cars (also known as Urban Surfing), and kerb-crawling next to suspicious cyclists. Driving at low speed, the Captain reaches out of his car and produces a playmobil telephone to offer to the cyclist, claiming "It's for you-hooooo!"
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
If said cyclist answers the phone, or rejects it, the captain will identify their criminality, and speed off into the distance, singing "Caaaaaaaaptain Uuuuuuuuniiiiveeeeeeeeeerssssseee!!!"
This term can be used as a noun to describe the superhero, or as a verb to describe his actions of crime-fighting.
Did you see Captain Universe on Oxford Hight Street last night? He was mental! He nearly Captain Universe'd three cyclists in one go!
by Monty S-B November 24, 2010
by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 05, 2023
When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
by Pirate Princess Pounder February 26, 2014
by KEVJMCC April 08, 2010
A guy with so much testosterone, heโll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐ถ๐ผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
by MrTaterCat February 07, 2012
The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying โbroโ so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
โMarvelous! Look! Itโs Captain Quasar!โ A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77๐บ๐ธ January 04, 2020