pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.

"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"

by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017

handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion

Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night

by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024

Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 9, 2025

Twisted tweety

When a redneck gets absolutely plastered off twisted teas.

You see that dude over there, he’s all twisted tweety

by Gentweety February 27, 2021

peach twist

When someone eats your ass while giving you a reach around.

My girlfriend said if I took a shower she’d give me a peach twist!

by Family guy hank December 16, 2023

Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea

There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.

by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024

twist and shift

The motion of jerking off a dick;handjob

bro did you hear that ashlyn twist and shifted jack

by therealist2345 June 12, 2018