slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017

turkey waffle

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014

albuquerque turkey

When you discover a discarded tampon and a turd in the toilet. The brown and red resembles a turkey.

That chick left an Albuquerque Turkey in the toilet. She's nasty.

by Masta_Tee August 10, 2021

turkey catch

When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.

My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.

by turkeymonster October 26, 2011

Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.

by that guy>.> October 8, 2012

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

tugging the turkey

Another way of saying choking the chicken

It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.

Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.

Jen: Good for you?

by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017