Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

wizard wheel

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

by The wizard 69 January 25, 2016

installation wizard

A software utility that provides a graphical interface with step-by-step dialogs that the user fills in to accomplish a task.

In other words, the real computer wizard!

"im installing Terraria using an installation wizard"

by Maxifire32 August 16, 2023

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 17, 2021

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer September 23, 2015

Time Wizard

A guy, that can travel trough time and perform magic while traveling.

Person A: expelliarmus, i'm traveling through time!
Person B: You're a Time Wizard, Harry.

by Felicia Kayuukanashi June 22, 2018