Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything.

Edison is such a shit in the mud.

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Mud crack

Poop that is left in someone’s butt cheeks from not wiping after going to the bathroom.

“Why did he just leave himself with a mud crack like that?

by millczarr June 19, 2021

Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".

Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!

by Join Free November 26, 2016

Mud Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but rather than fart, you shit.

"Sometimes you can't always trust a fart, and this time, rather than going Dutch, I gave her the ole Mud Oven."

by schlockofages May 23, 2016

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009