one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 10, 2005

Hand Thangs

Firearms, typically pistols.

Ex. 1

"South side Richmond, yea I’m from the 30s, 100s on the K, hand thangs with the 30s."

Laz Tha Boy, South Side Richmond

Ex. 2

Sanjay: My Desi homey, you got them hand thangs?

Deepak: It's all good. We got more firepower than the average NATO army.

Sanjay: Excellent. Cuz we gonna hit a lick on them suckas that pulled the 211 on our convenience store.

by ZXY&ABC December 14, 2021

gigantic hands

Somebody with gigantic hands that are bigger than anything in sight.

oh my god! lewis man you have gigantic hands!!

by the.penguin October 10, 2006

caggie handed

Used to describe left handed people. Mainly used in the Midlands.

She's a bit caggie handed!

by Pumpkin15 April 15, 2016

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

jazz hands

Fake enthusiasm (sarcasm)

"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands

by Billy Bathgate IV July 06, 2015

hand sandwich

The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.

John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.

by SluseFAK December 01, 2007