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Yessir goat

Yessir goat is a way of saying thank you or congratulating someone
Friend- i just got this girls phone number

Me- yessir goat
by Jamir p March 23, 2021
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Goat Powder

1. An anti-febrifuge, concoted by tincture of ovine urine triple distilled, condensed and crystalised over a twelve year period on top of a mountain somewhere, for the purposes of having a life.

2. Archaeologist jargon for fucking the evidence.

3. Someone who has no life.
1. "Wanna buy some goat-powder, sonny?"

2. "This context change proves the saxon theory"

"There is no context change; you're making goat powder"

3. "Phil is so boring, he's goat powder".
by Captain Pugwasher November 18, 2009
mugGet the Goat Powdermug.

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything
Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.
by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020
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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .
1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio
by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018
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goated person

to say a person who is great/cool
bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"
by the blu ever!!! January 4, 2023
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goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
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