Age Regression

A coping mechanism and/or therapeutic practice wherein one’s mindset and behaviors regress to those of a child’s

Often abbreviated to Agere

Person 1: Is she sucking on a pacifier?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's in age regression right now.

by thisvexesme July 11, 2025

/ag

Tone indicator used at the end of an ambiguous sentence online to mean “agreeing with you” or “I agree with you”

I hate Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8

You liked her in other movies? /ag

by chachachance February 28, 2021

aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead

Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.

by NetCast January 29, 2018

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

AG

AG has been one of the best since 2017, I LOVE THIS PACKING CLAN. This has been the most best clan I've ever seen.

AG Is the Most Best Clan In 2023 I Love It, Might been the best packing clan i've ever seen

by Jasiah Montgomery November 27, 2023

Aged Canoli

a very wrinkly, gross vagina

The old lady pulled down her pants and revealed her aged canoli.

by watupshitsucker?! June 29, 2010

"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).

During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019