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Teardrop

When you screw your girlfriend so hard that she actually squirts so much she wets through the top bunk to you bunk buddy below. When he looks up he gets her juices in his eyes and then jumps out of bed and screams.
Mikey jumped out of his bunk with teardrops in his eyes, after I screwed Holly.
by jimmyonjuice April 11, 2010
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Tear Gas Chicken

A game where 3 or more people enter an air-tight room or closet and open a can of Tear Gas. The last person standing (left in the room) wins.
"Nick is such a puss! He only lasted 10 second in Tear Gas Chicken!"
"Yea dude, I heard he had a panic attack and had to leave!"
by DevSteve August 22, 2012
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Tear Gas Soccer

when the police chuck the tear gas and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and the police kick it back because they don't want to die and the protesters kick it back because they don't want to die and then the police shoot them.
Yo lets play some tear gas soccer
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Tear away pants

The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.
Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"
by N1gg@Sh!t January 4, 2015
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asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.
Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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tearing it up

to perform very well in some forum, video games in particular
Man, last round, you were tearing it up, you were doing so well
by kyle February 10, 2005
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tear

A verbalized emote used to express displeasure or sadness with something. From the online emote ::tear:: or *tear*, or with a little face ;_; or :*(.
"Tear! I wanted that color hair dye, but they're all out!"
by Kaiyan May 2, 2007
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