It's a Jeep Thing

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.

Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.

Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'

Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."

by DCShred96 May 17, 2020

A Good Thing, Actually

1. When a fuck up of historic and epic proportions is described by a politician in the least damaging way to that politician.

2. Explaining a titanic level dumb decision by taking its most logical argument against it and attempting to make it a positive.

We are removing all of our face mask policies in the state, and we feel the loss of life is a good thing, actually, since the deaths will be a boom to the funeral home business.

by Dashboard Friend May 3, 2021

No such thing as Ewan day

Ewan day was created by someone named Ewan who spends all their time on urban dictionary but another person named Ewan will find it and they will celebrate it because they dont know a lot of things on urban dictionary are fake.

Ewan thinks national Ewan day is a thing but Gordy thinks he’s being dum
No such thing as Ewan day!

by Mr I’m so smart and ur not November 26, 2021

normal people things

A song by lovejoy, talking about what normal people do like panic attacks and lying in silence.

Me: Do you like lovejoys song Normal People things
Them: YES!!
Me: Lets listen to it on repeat for hours!

by Olive Bees October 19, 2023

Stop Pursuing Things, Start Pursuing Him

When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.

If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.

by MathPlus January 2, 2019

thing-a-ma-bob

what you call something when you can't think of the name or the name is on the tip of your tongue.

I was at school today and I say someone wearing one of those thing-a-ma-bobs. well you know what I mean. It was one of those things!

by Malou Jaggli March 9, 2004

Gay Thing of Gayness

See Justin Beiber

You gay thing of gayness! Stop trying to touch my balls!

by Yajirobe June 27, 2010