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Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
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Tan shoes

Usually worn with pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and a panama with a purple hat band.
Woman: Man, Dooley is rockin those tan shoes.
by RockLee'syouth January 29, 2021
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Covid Tan

Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
by Jumpinjaxx7 March 9, 2021
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hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.
Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.
by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021
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Men that spray tan

A type of the male specimen that like to shove 2 to 3 cocks in both there mouth and ass.
Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.
by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021
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Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.
Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.
by RBike January 13, 2013
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turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.
Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
by parkca01 October 3, 2012
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