Transylvania Surprise

When fuckin a girl she bleeds for no damn reason.

Self-explanatory. If you don't get it you don't need to.

by Jake MacFarland September 10, 2005

Surprise Fuck

When a girl that you like isn't paying attention, so you want to pleasure her by sweeping her off your feet so you whip it out and SURPRISE! you stick it in and whip it out before she even has time to react!

Graham: Hey bro, did you surprise fuck Paige yet?
Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.
Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made

by Graham the man January 18, 2009

Mexican Surprise

When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.

Surprise!!!

Be careful man, you don't want to wake up one day to the Mexican Surprise.

by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011

Grainy Surprise

When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.

She yelped like a chihuahua when I gave her a Grainy Surprise.

by FilthyMan69 April 20, 2006

Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot January 11, 2008

[Suphada]

The most Asian person you will ever meet. She is off the walls, has too much energy for her own good. Is a great friend. Hates Huden white rice cause it's white mans' rice.

Crazy, fun, completely Asian Suphada

by J.Hizzle October 21, 2008

Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010