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Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.
I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.
by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018
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Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer
by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018
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Calf Squeeze geologist

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!
by calfsquezers December 31, 2018
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Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground
Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!
by Momknowsall January 6, 2019
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Pleeze squeeze theeze

What a boobs-living dude's lustful gaze "sees printed" on the portion of a buxom gal's shirt-front that's being "obviously held out" by da gal's huge juicy gazongas that dwell beneath.
Just because a chick happens to possess exceptionally-bountiful chest-pillowz doesn't mean dat she's consciously or intentionally "presenting" or "offering" them to you for use as "stress orbs" or dat she wants you to knead them like Play-Doh... they're merely part of her body; she's not holding them out there in a "Pleeze squeeze theeze" gesture!
by QuacksO May 2, 2019
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Pig Squeeler

The sounds of an deaf female having intercourse.
Damn bro, this chick from the deaf academy was total "pig squeeler".
by Pigpimpinsqueeler June 21, 2019
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Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019
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