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moving at the speed of black

Spent all day at the DMV because their representative, Shaniqua, was moving at the speed of black.
by joejack August 7, 2013
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Age Speed Syndrome

The speed at which a person shoud be aging on the inside is either too fast or too slow.

Someone with "Age Speed Syndrome" could be a teenager who already has unknown dishcarge coming from places where there shouldn't be discharge.
Or it could be a teenager who still has fun doing things kids would do.
Age Speed Syndrome could mean a white substance coming out of your armpit at the age of 17 or loving to visit 6th graders at the age of 17.
by LostAdict March 14, 2010
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Fore speed creaming

To run down the middle of the street screaming; also used to announce a fail.
She was running around, fore speed creaming!

Man, he was really fore speed creaming in the football game today!
by Evildrac September 16, 2011
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Travel At The Speed of Thought

A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.
Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!

Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.
by slamjackson.com June 4, 2011
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Sonic speed simulator

Sonic speed sim is the best game on ROBLOX
Luke ''Is sonic speed simulator good?''
Nasif ''FUCK YEAH IT IS BICH KNOW GO AND FUCKING PLAY IT CUNT"
by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 17, 2022
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Medium-speed Neck

The act of giving Oral sex, stopping mid-way, looking up at your partner, and walking away.
I was watching tv when yo girl came down and gave me that medium-speed neck.

Out of fastnecking, slownecking and medium-speed necking, i prefer the latter.
by Anonymus white guy January 2, 2011
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Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck
Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over
by Babyniffler December 10, 2018
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