spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 18, 2018
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Murder spaghetti

A venomous snake

Often refering to a very active one.
"Oh god, I think I can see some murder spaghetti!"

"I'm running as fast as I can! How is this murder spaghetti catching up with me, it doesn't even have legs!"

"If you get bitten by a murder spaghetti you're doomed."
by SleepyNotes March 03, 2021
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Spaghetti Onion

An unnecessarily complex analogy illustrating the intricacies of solving complex problems.
Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
by That girl 77 November 09, 2023
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spaghetti-ing

to spaghetti; to twirl something like how you would twirl spaghetti
yo i'm spaghetti-ing this right now
by spaghettiing.com May 15, 2021
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Spaghetti-ing

when you're dehydrated and bust a nut rope in your girl's pussy while shes on her period then slurp it out like a noodle of spaghetti
"i totally am into spaghetti-ing with my girl"
by BreadleyBakery January 23, 2022
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spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti
Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!
by SupermanTyga April 09, 2014
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