Soft Target

girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her

Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?

Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.

Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008

Soft Serve Reverse

(With either male or female partner - U.S.S.R can only be done by a gay couple).

The guy lays down and the other partner squats as if they're going to ride him cowboy style.

As the top partner comes down on the dick for anal, that person starts taking a dump so that the shit comes out and is then pushed back in by the dick they're sitting on.

Also see U.S.S.R for the Ultimate Soft Serve Reverse.

Yeah, I gave her a SSR, mmm tasty.

Gotta love the soft serve reverse.

by SSR124 December 19, 2008

Soft Boy

The Real Wall. He tends to be very soft and uwu. If you give him a cookie, he will suck your dick.

hes such a soft boy, just like TRW.

by SqueakyXO December 2, 2021

soft ball

crack cocaine sculpted into the form of a softball

" a let me get dat soft ball right quick. i'll pay u later....."

by melissa251 October 23, 2008

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006

Soft Launch

When a guy jerks off while not being erect.

"Oh babe, I'm about to Soft Launch!"

by maddiemarie16 July 19, 2023

Soft-on

When you are attracted to a girl, but only as a friend either because she practices chastity or does not want to have sex before she marries. Can also be used for items that you like, but you don't love.

I have such a soft-on for Emma, but she only wants to be a friend.

Eh, Dairy Queen? I only have a soft-on for froyo tonight.

by MrSinger186 April 27, 2011