scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

scimpet

adjective descbring something that is not right, but at the same time is completely right.

War is scimpet.

by laek and baek January 13, 2011

Scoopface

A friendly term used in between two people who are great friends , hence, like to express in a nicer way that "you stink" without offending him/her.

Maureen is such a scoopface that whenever I talk to her , I get tempted to pull her leg on the dumb things she does.

by ddalways18 June 16, 2011

Scoopface

A friendly term used in between two people who are great friends , hence, like to express in a nicer way that "you stink" without offending him/her.

Maureen is such a scoopface that whenever I talk to her , I get tempted to pull her leg on the dumb things she does.

by ddalways18 June 16, 2011

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

scoopability

n. a positive characteristic of a set of jugs that describes their ultimate ability to be scooped by a random set of hands;

n. the incomparable awesomeness of a nice set of tits

The scoopability on her tits is perfect

Dude those boobs have excellent scoopability

by thatfunnykid69 October 25, 2011

Scommute

Verb:

To scommute: the act of using a scooter to get to work and return home.

Noun:

Scommuter - one who uses a scooter to navigate the roads to and from work.

She scommutes the 60 mile round trip every day in all kinds of weather; I really admire her toughness.

The scommuters get to work more quickly now that filtering is legal.

by dcfies November 5, 2011