safety hedgehog

An overly cautious person or someone particularly concerned about the rules of safety.

I don't want to be a safety hedgehog but shouldn't we make sure the power is off before touching those wires?

by Buddy Grant February 14, 2008

Safety First

A reminder to engage in safe sex. Usually used when the people in question aren't actually planning on having sex, but the speaker is implying that they will be having sex.

Person A is leaving the party with person B, a platonic friend.

Person C: Safety first!

by luxi4r February 24, 2017

Safety Net

One of Ariana Grande’s songs from her newest album; Positions :)

A: “have you listened to Safety Net yet?”
B: “yeah I love it!”

( btw stream positions😟⁉️ )

by pisskink<3 May 9, 2021

safety pin

A unique earring. Ouch.

Mm. I like safety pins. I'll put one in my ear... ow!!!

by Meeeee November 12, 2003

safety wee

An act of urination, often undertaken whist on the lash, taken before moving on somewhere else. The basis of the activity being to avoid getting caught short en route to your next destination.

- "Drink up mate we're moving on."
- "OK, just a sec, there might be a queue at the next place. I reckon we should both take a quick safety wee."

by The Lazer May 23, 2008

safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008

Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009