The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small
by RjNhK January 21, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Sort of like a high-end Jeep - a luxurious, gas guzzling, low quality, unreliable pile of crap. The difference is that Land Rovers are for people who don't know how to fix it themselves, but actually *can* afford to pay someone else to do it - a yin to the Jeep driver's yang.
They are usually driven by people whose elitism wouldn't allow them to drive a far more reliable, far higher quality, and equally off-road-capable Japanese 4x4. Land Rovers are particularly favored by middle aged men who remember waaaay back when Land Rovers were actually better than other off-road vehicles. They longed for one as a child, so now they remain in denial about the unpleasant reality of their dream car.
The main trait all Land Rover enthusiasts share is a desperate need to feel and express superiority over Americans and/or Japanese.
Women who choose Landies do so for the only reason any woman chooses any car - they like the way it looks. This is by far the most logical reason to drive a Land Rover - you go girls!
Contrary to popular myth, Land Rovers are never driven by people on safari - or anyone who needs reliable transportation more than a few miles from the dealership. A few people tried it, but they were all eaten by lions.
They are usually driven by people whose elitism wouldn't allow them to drive a far more reliable, far higher quality, and equally off-road-capable Japanese 4x4. Land Rovers are particularly favored by middle aged men who remember waaaay back when Land Rovers were actually better than other off-road vehicles. They longed for one as a child, so now they remain in denial about the unpleasant reality of their dream car.
The main trait all Land Rover enthusiasts share is a desperate need to feel and express superiority over Americans and/or Japanese.
Women who choose Landies do so for the only reason any woman chooses any car - they like the way it looks. This is by far the most logical reason to drive a Land Rover - you go girls!
Contrary to popular myth, Land Rovers are never driven by people on safari - or anyone who needs reliable transportation more than a few miles from the dealership. A few people tried it, but they were all eaten by lions.
Land Rover Driver: "Gosh look at all those poor Jeep drivers. They aren't truly hardcore consumers like me. I spent *so* much more on my clunker than they did on theirs"
Range Rover Passenger: "What? I can't hear you over all the noise coming from engine bay."
Land Rover Driver: "I said... Oh, never mind, honey. We need to go pick up the kids from soccer practice. Now, how do I ask the SatNav for direction again?"
Range Rover Passenger: "What? I can't hear you over all the noise coming from engine bay."
Land Rover Driver: "I said... Oh, never mind, honey. We need to go pick up the kids from soccer practice. Now, how do I ask the SatNav for direction again?"
by Cliff Tan August 11, 2008
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the actress who had me blowing their back out last week. also a simply stunning human being and whoever disagrees can suck it.
jake: yo, remember emma roberts?
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.
me: my hot, beautiful, delicious wife who i ate out last week?
jake: yeah.
by babiesheads June 8, 2020
Get the emma roberts mug.A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle December 9, 2008
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by Mames January 24, 2004
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Get the Land Rover mug.Older Range Rovers are poorly made and unreliable British SUV that are usually powered by an old Buick V8 that got phased out in 1963 and latter on sold to Rover. Newer Range Rovers are nothing more than American SUVs only a lot more expensive and far more embarrassing to be seen in. Basically they are cars for suckers who are willing to pay way over the odds for a hunk of junk.
by GuyWhoLikesGoodCars May 11, 2004
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