Highway Robbery

When you and the boys steal the entire highway for kicks.

“It’s Friday, that means it’s Highway Robbery Night”

“Alright boys, take all the asphalt you can find”

by Despair waffles April 4, 2021

Queef Robber

The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.

Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."

by Maxdout May 12, 2021

Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021

Getting Robbed

When someone named Robert sticks their fingers in the anus of an unsuspecting victim, and leads them around like a puppet while spitting tobacco juice on the back of their head…Used to establish dominance or create humiliation

‘Help I’m getting robbed!’

‘She lost all respect for her husband when she found out another man robbed him.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

Christopher Robb

This man has better taste in waifus than you and has probably got a bigger dick to. But do not dispair because its ok to be wrong and have a micro penis. It's hard to be on the same level as this man just getting close should be cause for celebration.

Christopher Robb is on another dimension to us mortals

by Pen of god November 22, 2021

AnnaSophia Robb

If perfect was a person, it'd be her. There is noone like her,never will be. She's just perfect.

"If you don't like AnnaSophia Robb ,you might as well come out as gay." - Ottersarepoggers

by Ottersarepoggers November 22, 2021

painter robbie

Loves eating hair and drinking Budweiser. Smells of paints and cigarettes. Delicious

Let’s get Painter Robbied tonight!

by SumJ17 November 30, 2021