Road Tickle 

Manually stimulating your girlfriend as she is driving. For guys it's "road head" and so for females it's "road tickle".

George : Hey guess what happened last night ?
Henry: What ?
George: My girlfriend and I were driving to the movies last night and we almost got into an accident because I was giving her a little road tickle.

Road Tickle by lcp1 May 13, 2011

Road Challah 

A travel sized piece of challah (a braided bread eaten by Jews on the sabbath) that is grabbed in a rush out the door. Road Challahs may be enjoyed by all, even goyim.

Carrying a Road Challah is the sign of a real mensch, having a little nosh throughout the day is a mitzvah.

Quick, grab a road challah! We've got to be on time for yuntif with the whole mishpacha!

Road Challah by Rabbi Babushkin November 13, 2011

road cripple 

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

road cripple by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

ROAD FLIRTS 

The steady stream of chicks who eyefuck you from cars in oncoming traffic, often while sitting next to their unaware boyfriends, especially when you're on your Harley.

As the car she was in got nearer I could clearly see her cutesy comehither smile they all can do when they know they are out of range. Road flirts are one of the joys of riding.

ROAD FLIRTS by Road god August 15, 2011

Road Rooster 

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

Road Rooster by silverseal September 19, 2011

Road Tug 

Getting a H.J. while driving.

Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...

Road Tug by Jeffhole October 1, 2011

Road Kill 

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?

“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab”

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

‘You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “

Road Kill by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012