Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Queef Muffler

see "porn stash" for similar meaning.

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?

by Dick davis March 7, 2014

queef tenderloin

When you fart out of your vagina so much that your loins become tender and irritated.

I have a serious case of Queef Tenderloin right now. Do you have any baby powder?

by Stevie LaLa January 12, 2018

Queef Stain

A queef stain is a pussy fart that’s so wet, that the juices get stuck on your underwear and you are unable to get it out

Oh crap, I jut got a queef stain. I better change my underwear before it stains through my pants.

by YeetSandel June 26, 2019

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023

monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

Queef doinking

When a girl spontaneously materbates while wondering around her house which results in queefing

Dang girl I couldn't stop queef doinking around the house today!

by Forest H July 13, 2017