The perfect stranger

It's much like the stranger technique but more advanced. When performing the stranger, one sits on their hand until it falls asleep then "rubs one out" so it feels like someone else giving you a handjob. Using this technique one lays on their stomach until their genitals fall asleep then "rubs one out" to simulate giving someone else a handjob.

Cromer had never had the perfect stranger but once he tried it, he agreed that it really was like giving some else a handjob.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate October 22, 2016

Perfection

Something personally perceived, yet unattainable.

Wow, 60 pounds is perfect.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

Perfect Woman

Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.

I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!

by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004

PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.

That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.

by JC May 29, 2004

Perfects

See plastics
A perfect is like an uber-plastic. They think they are the most popular people ever. All the plastics aspire to be, and are medicore copies of the perfects. They are slutty bitches and generally only pretend to be nice.

Plastic 1: Omgz!!!!111!!1 *bows down* I love you hair!
Perfect 1: Thankuu, u may rise.
Perfect 2: Now go fetch me a drink *bitches to other perfects about annoying little kidz*

by Mentalists March 10, 2009

Perfection

James Spencer Robinson

I Know You Might Get alot Of The But Please Post This Cos James Spencer Robinson Is Perfection In My Eyes xxxxx

by AmyBabyy :) July 8, 2010

perfection

see also. 'Rachel Mcadams'

A=B then Rachel Mcadams=perfection, therefore perfection is Rachel Mcadams.

by Hewhoiswise1 July 28, 2010