Chili In a Pumpkin

A pregnant woman with diarrhea

“At eight months pregnant and sprinting to the bathroom for the third time, she sighed and said, ‘Yep… it’s officially chili in a pumpkin.’”

Chili In a Pumpkin by ClemDawg February 17, 2026

Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

Phumpkin by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010

plumpkins 

receiving oral sex while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

I've really got to take a shit, are you up for plumpkins?

plumpkins by kensuke July 24, 2008

plumpkins 

Another name for a really fat pumpkin.

"HEY! Look at that plumpkin over there! It's huge!!!"

plumpkins by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

peumpkin

when a female gets her vaginal area eating out while she she is bleeding profusely, and also taking a massive shit.

wow grimaldi that was an insane peumpkin you gave me last night!
~helena

peumpkin by bobby blump March 22, 2004

Prumpkin

When a fat Asian chick gives you a blumpkin. The combination of the words "plumpkin" and "brumpkin."

I called up an Asian girl I knew from highschool and asked her to give me a brumpkin. It turned out that she had gained about two hundred poulds since I had seen her last. Needless to say, I recieved a prumpkin instead of a brumpkin.

Prumpkin by Alistair the Classy November 3, 2010