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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
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A person which cant get a single thing right. Usually the dumbest person you will ever get to know.
My partner is a true pipe, he didn`t know how to print an image!
pipe by lukesvw August 29, 2016

pipeable 

one who qualifies to be piped

adjective form of to pipe or smash
"Yo, that girl looks mad good. She is pipeable."
pipeable by ThugLifeJJ January 6, 2010

tin pipe 

innacurately describe as a "tin pipe" (should be aluminum pipe) because cans used to be made out of tin. It is one of the cheapest pipes used by pot smokers. the method involves flattening one side of a pop can and puncturing small holes in it. The pot is then laid on the flat side of the can and lit while the smoker inhales through the mouth hole of the can. The method is not very effective, but is readily available and easily disposable in an emergency.
sometimes also referred to as a pibb pipe. (from Mr. Pibb)
mt. dew cans make the worst tin pipes.
tin pipe by walkingblind December 28, 2005

foaming pipe snake

Named for similarity to Liquid Plumber. Act of busting ones nut so far inside a woman's vagina that it flushes out any previous items lodged in the passage.
See Paris Hilton. See pressure washer. "Man I gave this bitch a foaming pipe snake last night and a license plate and an old boot came out."
foaming pipe snake by DJ Schny March 14, 2009

Torching the pipe 

Letting the flame linger on a bowl of the pipe while taking a hit longer than it takes for the bowl to glow red. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "I'ts lit and burning dude! Quit torching the pipe!"
Torching the pipe by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009
The word penis with vowels places switched

forest speak for wang

something made of wood

fur pines are long hard hairy woods
just take the I and put it where the E goes. Then take the E and put it where the I goes:

pInEs
pEnIs
pines by dr. phil March 9, 2004