peni

plural penises on one individual or several...or IN one individual or several.

"yo dawg, i have peni"
"They have peni"
"I like peni"
"Look! Peni!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "My name is "plurl penises" ad i find it very offensive that the young ladies that came up with this definition used my name! HAHA

-Big sexy"

by ka October 19, 2003

Penis

A huge dog considered to be a vicious.

John: I heard the other day on urban dictionary said a penis was a dog is that true?

Mike: are u mental don't look on urban dictionary its full of bullshit

by stfu100 April 27, 2008

Penis

Something daniel has, but in a small size.

Daniel must be a sad man. penissss

by blackforwin March 6, 2014

Penis

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by IamBisexuelPornWords March 14, 2020

Pilgrim Penis

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010