Tear the club up

To fight

Before the fight started, somebody shouted, “tear the club up!”

by caeniya1 September 15, 2021

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tear goggles

Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..

Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.

Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.

by aldeshsa December 15, 2010

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pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth June 4, 2016

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tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

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Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

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