rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

by Doc_knows October 6, 2010

Mustache Vagina

One who possesses a vagina with a design of a mustache.

hey your mom showed me her vag the other day, shes got a nice mustache vagina!

by hulk hogan of slamming muff June 16, 2010

mustafa

how everyone I know refers to a female mustache.

Plural: Amish are okay, but the women always have mustafii.

OR

Singular: Stacy has a mustafa.

by Tom Barstow July 31, 2005

Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

Mustafa

Gay ass nigga who sucks horse cock. Laughs like a hentai character who is getting fucked in the ass. He loves penis.

Well it’s Mustafa getting fucked in the ass.

by Yusufthecockmonster May 12, 2020

2007 V6 Mustang

The sexiest, smartest, most amazing thing god has given man. Not only does it save you gas it also sounds better than most F150's. It is literally the new age pimps car. Not to mention jesus drives one.

Girl 1: Is that a 2007 V6 Mustang!?

Girl 2: Just because I'm a playboy bunny doesn't mean I don't have a chance right?

Girl 1: Are you insane! He probably only bangs girls worth more than donald trump.

by Gautchie Boy October 16, 2008