Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.

Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.

by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012

Muffer Fluffer

One who fluffs the muff :)

some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D

by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010

muffdump

1. to have have a baby

or

2. a pet name for someone, short for muffin dumpling

1. i just took a muffdump and now my boobs hang past my waste

2. isn't my little muffdump just adorable

by garry22 May 21, 2008

miffer

When you hear a hilarious story that end into a nasty ending, you use miffer.

1-One day I got da flu ... and I vomit in the yard.

2-Really?

3-yep, and then I cleaned it with my shirt.

4-miffer :P

by bickerbad May 12, 2009

maffey

adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.

Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.

by Bai Ren December 27, 2003

Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 27, 2006

muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011