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Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
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Moon Lit

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.
Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."
by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016
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The Killing Moon

the greatest song ever written, according to its creator, Ian McCulloch
interviewer: so what's the killing moon about?
mac: oh, it's about, you know, fate, up against your will, through the thick and thin... it's the greatest song ever written.
by purrrrrrrrr December 10, 2022
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matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.
by bigblackjuicyballs December 1, 2022
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agressive moon

The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility
Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon
by MrsKaren December 9, 2008
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Mines Moon

Delicious beer mixture of Blue Moon and Killian's Irish Red. Invented at Colorado School of Mines
Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Me: I'll have a Mines Moon
by pbjwaffles December 28, 2016
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Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.
Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.
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