Monster Cunt

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

by David Harris. November 5, 2007

menstrual cycle

The span of 28 days, any of which, 5-7 could be the worst of a mans life. During these days, woman cramp, ache, and bitch. The combination of these makes for one fussy little lady which in many cases may lead to a breakup if an excessive ammount of time is spent with the periodee.

"Wow, Katie looks good today"
"U'r my fucking boyfriend Johnny!!! You like her more than me, I thought I meant something to you... You want her you can have her. You always talk about her I bet. Never talk about me to her I bet. Or to any of your friends. I bet you dont even think about me. *starts crying* I'm so sorry, i love you, never leave me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. *Starts crying again*"
"Wow, I wish I had a menstrual cycle just like you!"

by the coolest kid EVERRR December 20, 2005

Quief monster

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master

During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

drool monster

a girl who drools out extreme amounts of spit/saliva while giving a blowjob

My dick and balls were soaked in saliva after getting a blowjob from that girl. She is such a drool monster!

by RyTech CEO July 29, 2009

Monster Quest

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.

Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest

by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009

Gila monster

A woman who is visually unappealing in any way, shape, or form.

"Dude, gila monster at six o'clock."

"That bartender is a freaking gila monster."

"Why is the nude beach full of gila monsters?"

by pwrsurge13 January 17, 2008

boogie monster

when at cheerleading practice you shove your finger so farly up your nose that your nuckle is not visable anymore.
you then look around to see if everyone is looking, play with the unfamiliar object that protruded from your nostril, and then stick it in your mouth. (:

alyssa AKA boogie monster.

by tk tots February 26, 2008