Madison

Madison’s come in all shapes and sizes beautiful and ugly. Typically run nice but there are a few to worry about. The beautiful, stunning, thick, and curvy Madison’s are the ones you need to worry about... she will appear nice to latch on to your life with her razor sharp fingers. Day by day she will become more rude and hateful. Sometimes she may come off as condescending and attempt to trap you. She will mentally destroy you then tell you she’s sorry and that it’s not you and it’s her then leave you for then next man she decides to make a king and crush m.

“Hey man did you see my new girl on the snap? “
“Yeah ain’t that the Madison girl from the club ? You might want to watch out for her my best friend still hasn’t recovered from that miserable relationship”

by Madisonhater14911 March 27, 2021

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The name Madison is usually given to nice individuals. On the other side of this though are the Madison’s that have reputations for being enormous pains in the rectum. Most are super sweet though maybe 90-95% of them. The sweet ones will be undeniably recognizable by their golden blonde hair as if a halo were shining over their head and they usually have majestic rear-ends that never pass gas or have to poop. The mean ones that are pains in the rectum will be recognizable by the smell emitted from their rectum because they actually pass gas and poop_ unlike the majestic rear-ended Madison’s. Be careful not to piss off the sweet Madison’s though because they feed off emotions and if they are fed negativity then their bodies can no longer digest food in a way that they never poop_ they will grow horns and their rear-ends will start to loose it’s majestic shape and horrible aromas and poop will begin to come out of a once perfect bottom.

That Madison has a very nice rear-end. The other has a not so nice rear-end. Someone must have pissed that one off.

by MadisonEp April 12, 2021

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