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kelly (male)

A very smelly man with bad flatulence. Thinks he resembles a majestic polar bear, but his bad smell, tiny arms and sarcastic demenor make him more like a very weak sloth...
Oh, look how tiny that guys arms are!! Oh and he smells awful! Must be a Kelly (male) ...
by Englishwolverine December 22, 2016
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Smelly Kelly

A species of easily-amused persons named Kelly that reside in Manhattan, Illinois, but freqently migrate to both Champaign and Chicago. Can usually be found purchasing Hello-Kitty related items, leaving various important items at Omie's dorm, and listening to emo music. Like all humans, they can potentially smell bad if they avoid bathing for long periods of time.
I'm going to see Flogging Molly with Smelly Kelly next Wednesday.
by Pantsakins February 21, 2005
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R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!
wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!
by DAVE October 15, 2003
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Kelly-Anne

The sexiest MILF you'll ever meet.
Damn, Kelly-Anne is a mother id like to fuck.
by mamaaa March 4, 2009
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Bethany Kelly

A creature that until recently was ginger. It is basically one little BOO YAH whore.
by Muhahaha167784er5 January 3, 2011
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Machine Gun Kelly Fan

A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.
Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.
by wowwowwowwowwoooow September 21, 2019
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kelly

kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.
Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by momma's boy grown all up February 14, 2010
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