jophie

A term used when you cannot determine which girl you would shag if the opportunity came up. Originating from the 'either / or game', in which person A gives the name of 2 people and person B says who they would fuck. Can be used in the forms 'jophie' or 'jophied'

Person A: Sophie or Jess
Person B: I don't know man, that's a tough one. I shall have to ponder this. .... DUDE I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

This is a bit of a jophie

I am jophied about those two hot girls

by The Old Shaft December 10, 2007

Josh Face

The face that a man makes when he encounters a rather ugly chicken

An ugly chicken walks up to a man, and the man makes an unimpressed face a.k.a a 'Josh face'

by sarah_face! January 7, 2010

Josh A.

A huge jerk. Super hot. But will only use you and talk shit about you. Kinda obnoxious. can be annoying.

Dude you are such a Josh A. !

by betchesthese August 5, 2012

josh

Josh is a terrible lover and has a 1-inch penis

I heard John is a josh

by j0sh1 February 9, 2018

josh

Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes

whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!

by missleo September 7, 2012

Josh

This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!

Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"

Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."

by Windex.Original. January 28, 2011

Dirty josh

The literal dirt beneath my feet. Disgusting I hate you josh you stupid little boy. I ate skittles now I’m sick and I’ve been posted on your story and I look like shit

Fuck you josh

Can’t believe you’ve done this

You’re a dirty josh whore

by Georgie Porgie June 20, 2020