When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.
My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.
by Gerald Rollins February 16, 2010
Get the Jizz Shoemug. 
The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.
Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
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by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016
Get the Schroedinger's Jizzmug. by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012
Get the Fan Jizzmug. by Erushbass September 23, 2015
Get the Jizz Wizardmug. A person who has no regard for anyones feelings but their own, one that is unable to wrap their mind around being accountable for their actions. A person whose basic genetic make-up is comparable to ejaculatory material.
Mr.Young has had multiple affairs and continues to deny the accusations after being caught red -handed, his wife calls him a jizz-wad.
Mrs.Young began to refer to her husband as a jizz-wad after his most recent affair with Stacy.
Mrs.Young began to refer to her husband as a jizz-wad after his most recent affair with Stacy.
by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010
Get the jizz-wadmug. a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.
Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
by Brandon Dockery December 24, 2008
Get the jizz ponymug.