Horse tornado

A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.

Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado

by The greatest writer July 30, 2021

Hungry Horse

when you grow a mohawk on your neck, wear boots and bite your girl's vagina right the fuck off during sex

?yo im gonna give my girl a hungry horse when i get home tonight
i dont care if she dies i wanna chew up her vagina like blubluoblublbuuluulululblbbhhhahwhee"

by Registeel O' Neil March 21, 2019

horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014

fashion horse

A man who only wears the latest fashions, in order to place himself ahead of the competition.

He thinks being a fashion horse will land him a management position.

by lot98a October 1, 2010

mini horse

A horse breed that was created by some really smart old guys who realized they got more money for their littler ponies vs. the bigger ones. In 1978 the American Miniature Horse Association was formed (AMHA) to promote the "breed". Now these horses look like replicas of the larger horses breeds...Very very cool and fun but not good for much but winning ribbons, doing tricks, having babies, crapping all over the yard or pulling little carts. Bet you can't own just one. Suckers who get caught up own lots of them.

AMHA mini horse miniature horse equine little horse

by rightabouteverything July 26, 2010

Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.

Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse

by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009

Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.

Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.

by JamsKo May 18, 2007