g ride

A particularly stylish vehicle with expensive and flashy modifications, all of which were paid for by doing illicit i.e. gangster (hence G) activities such as kill for hire, theft, robbery, pimping, extortion, and drug dealing.

Holmes hooked up a new block and bumped the g ride to a new level.

by ghettospeed October 21, 2008

g ride

a once ghetto, dump ass car that some dumbass ghetto moon cricket put too much money into to try to make look fresh and to make himself and look like he is cool (but he's not)

1. Dat fukin moon cricket blew all his bread to put 3 30 watt subs in his G Ride. When he turned them on, his G Ride broke into pieces

2. "wuddup dawg"
"nuttin, just fixin up my g ride"
"nigga you should sell dat shit, yo grand mama had it for 42 years and never changed the oil"
"aint you know im tryin to have a p.o.s. that looks good"
"nigga, aint you know you spendin 30 grand just to have that piece of shit break tomorrow"
"nigga fuk u!!!" (pulls out a gun)(squezes trigger) "cap!" "cap!"

by SaltineCrakur April 17, 2006

gideons

1. A group of people that puts Bibles into hotel rooms.
2. A secret government cult of anonymous suit-wearing agents that monitors every action of hotel room occupants and writes threatening messages on the wall in blood when drinking glasses are accidentally broken buy an innocent game of hacky-sack.

1. That was so thoughtful of the gideons to put this Bible in that drawer.
2. Help!!! The gideons are after us. We have to leave the country. Now.

by booshmaster April 25, 2003

the cheese grader

I don't know were this definition for cheese grader started but the real cheese grader is when a girl with braces licks your ass clean. Then grinds her braces in to have a senstive clean fealing.

Hey tom your sister gave me the cheese grader last night

by kpartman January 19, 2007

8th Grader

Noun 1. Used a subtle way to ask for 3.5 grams of substance.

Hey man can I swing by and pick up an 8th grader later?

by Kieran Rousch January 13, 2006

Gideocricktoethighliegetoebagginsknife

used by Gideon before he cricks your thigh liege toe baggins knife.

Gideocricktoethighliegetoebagginsknife ta ones with the curly eyebrows. ahew!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 26, 2004

On the Grid

The state of being under the influence of the energy/alcoholic drink, Joose

I'm so on the grid right now that my face is dancing.

by JooseWilly December 18, 2008