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google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.
Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.
by s13g3 January 19, 2007
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google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.
"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"
by Sykeo November 30, 2009
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google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack
Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death
by Lews April 14, 2005
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Google Drink

A drinking game. Go to google and type in the start of a query, everyone else tries to guess the google suggestions for the query. If you guess something that is not in the list, you drink. If you guess the suggestion at the top of the list, everyone else drinks. If everyone guesses something from the top 10 list, the query maker finishes his drink.
Yo lets play google drink!

Query maker: Alright, 'facebook is'
Guesser #1: the devil
Query maker: holy shit that's on the list
Guesser #2: gay
Query maker: nah sorry brah. drink.
by far2drnk June 22, 2010
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google-ize

when you are incompetent and need the answer to a burning question and consult google.
dude, google-ize that shit.
by crazydudeee May 13, 2011
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google in 1998

A cool google hack that makes google go back in time. You should really try this if you haven't already.
i googled "google in 1998" and google went back in time! it was cool!
by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020
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Google Newspaper

when you only use google to get your news
What paper do you read?
Google newspaper, it's the world's newspaper on time. We live in google times.
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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