bully your tall friend day 

everyday

ha n00b ur tall fuck you it’s bully your tall friend day

bully your tall friend day by i hate tall people December 15, 2019

best friend by default 

When one has only one friend and must rank them as their best friend due to the fact that there are no runners up.

Person 1: Hey man who is your best friend?
Person 2: Bob; he's my best friend by default.

best friend by default by Keael February 27, 2006

Friendcest 

One of the great phrases to describe the fuck-upity-ness of cross-boundry, inter-friendship 'relating'

FRIENDCEST - Dating friends, dating your friends friends. You already like them... your friends already like them, so why not....... fuck it all up?"

The phenomena of inter group dating / relating in social groupings. esp. relevent to university and post university friend bases.

"I'm friendcesting your ex, Michelle.."
-"no worries mate, i'm doing your sister."

Friendcest by RoxyStarr August 4, 2005

Night Bus Friend 

A fun-loving friend or associate who favours staying out on an evening even after the most convenient form of public transport has stopped running

"Did Bob get the Tube home after the pub shut on Friday?" "No, we went to a club until 4am. Bob's my Night Bus Friend."

Night Bus Friend by LastOrders March 12, 2009

imaginary friend

A person or whatever it may be that you become friends with but no one else can see. The most common name for an 'imaginary friend' is Bob.

Person #1- I have 4 million imaginary friends named Bob, so we have to wait for them before we can go to the mall.
Person #2- Um, okay...

imaginary friend by BoB April 22, 2005

friend hopper 

In order to describe a person who "hops" around from friend to friend or clique to clique, and only acts as a friend when he/she is in need of a favor, or else he/she is never heard from.

Man that Erik is such a friend hopper, the only reason he was hanging out with me was so I would help him study for the exam.

friend hopper by Thomas Jahn November 13, 2007

friend purge 

rid of (delete) unwanted friends/acquaintances on online social networks, typically giving a sense of cathartic release.

I just had to do a friend purge on facebook. I don't like that many people.

friend purge by Fredo|Fredi January 13, 2009