Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

FOAT

(F.O.A.T)

Stands for Faggot Greatest of All Time.

When your mate is a gay retard or they dogged you but they're also your mate. Also can be used when someone is good at something but you just dont like them.

Person One: Dude, your sister and I are dating
Person Two: nah you the FOAT fr

by HaralamBeastiality February 5, 2025

Float Status

When you can look in a woman’s eyes while you’re having sex and see she’s about to cum but continue stroking without breaking or cumming yourself

Last night, I was having sex with my girl and was in straight float status while she came over and over

by TeflonDon313 February 16, 2026

floater

when in a pool, you may be kicked out due to a “floater.” this refers to feces.

“Some kid left a floater in the pool. Disgusting.”

by emo veemo June 28, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008