Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.

"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"

by bootybandit608 January 11, 2025

shwag flu

Better known as aspergillus symptoms are brought on by smoking moldy or mildewy marijuana. Symptoms include nausea, headache and sore throat similar to a common cold but with no temperature or medicinal effects.

I don't want to smoke any of that s*** it'll give you the shwag flu.

by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school

mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine

by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019

FLU

acronym ; Fucking Love U

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.

by Jambake May 4, 2018

Fentanyl Flu

Flu from smoking Fentanyl powder or pills on aluminum foil.

She has fentanyl flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021