Flex Tape

The retractable fluids of Phil Swift

Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape

by Cactii November 13, 2018

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i played some flex matches yeasterday. today the doctor said i might be developing autism.

by ayayayayayayaya November 21, 2018

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Flex tape

Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.

With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!

by Teteteteteteteteyetetetetebe December 6, 2018

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A creation by the almighty god Phil Swift who can patch, bond, seal, and repair with no effort at all. It is his gift to us mortals to repair our foolish mistakes. Don’t try making it at home, because it is a creation by a GOD, not a HUMAN. Only the most worthy people are chosen to own it. Without Flex Tape, we would not exist.

John: “Phil Swift appeared in front of me and gave me a roll of Flex Tape yesterday!”
Caden: “You should be glad, he has chosen you as a worthy bearer of that supernatural gift.

by Big Ol' Boy April 19, 2019

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